Audition Announcement

The Tillamook Association for the Performing Arts (TAPA) is excited to announce auditions for the production of Michael Parker’s Never Kiss A Naughty Nanny. This hilarious comedy about a developer trying to sell “the house of the future” filled with gadgets that work and don’t work takes the audience on a ride of uproarious laughter and side splitting fits. Never Kiss A Naughty Nanny is written by the same author who penned TAPA’s 2010 hit comedy Sex Please, We’re Sixty. The fun begins as the developer hires a team to sell the house to an unsuspecting couple and the handy man must dress as a nanny to keep the shenanigans under wraps.

Auditions will be held at the Barn Community Playhouse, located at 12th and Ivy in Tillamook on Saturday March 3rd at 2pm, Sunday March 4th at 5:30 pm and Sunday March 11th at noon. Production dates will be May 25, & 26 and June 1,2,3, 8, 9 &10. Rehearsals are slated to begin April 1st.

To receive an audition packet, please contact director Chris Chiola at or call (503) 842-6305. Audition packets will also be available at the Tillamook County Library main branch on February 27th.

The characters include:

Ben Adams (age 21-30): A real estate salesman

Mr. Broadbent (age 50-70): A real estate developer

Casey Cody (age 20-30): Mr. Broadbent’s secretary

Sue Johnson (age 20-25): A recent culinary school graduate

Mr. Cott (age 40+): Mr. Broadbent’s maintenance man and of course the nanny

Gladys McNicoll (age 40+): A prospective buyer with no redeeming qualities

Fred McNicoll (age 40+): The hen-pecked husband

Walter Brooks (age 40+): A surprise visitor with an insane infatuation for the nanny